Compositor: Williams, Chambers
Is the Richard Gere gerbil story true
Who came third in World War 2
Did Sooty sleep with Sue
These things I think about
When I'm out with you
What are the holes in biro's for
Which one's which in The Corrs
Did Geoff Hurst really score
'Cause frankly you're a bore
And I'm not
And if it's leavin' season you're second on the bill
If you won't leave me, baby, I'll find someone who will
I tried love, I'm sorry
I tried love
Does God ever get it wrong
Where has Gary Barlow gone
Why is Christmas Day so long
It just goes on and on, and on
Like you
And if it's leavin' season you're the second on the bill
If you won't leave me, baby, I'll find someone who will
I tried love, I'm sorry
I tried love
Do, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh
Duh, duh, duh, duh
Do, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh
Duh, duh, duh, duh
I tried love, I'm sorry
I tried love
Why is there ketchup on my sleeve
Do you think Adam fancied Eve
What if Eve could not conceive
And he had to breed with Steve
We'd all be gay