Compositor: Robbie Williams, Jeremy Meehan
You alright, star
No, star
You alright, star
You alright, star
No, star
I don't feel proper
I went to the doctor to get a prescription
I told him little fact and lots of fiction
About a bad back that I ain't got
He tried to sell me faith healing
But I think not
I want Xanax, Vicodin and OxyCotton
Funky, fill the form out
So I can drop 'em
I've got all these demons
And I can't stop 'em
To tell you the truth, doc
I might have a problem
Robert Williams, take one Adoral with water in the morning
As if I'm goin' to take one tablet, I'm Keith Moon, dick head
He said this one's to take you up
Wow, how
He said this one's to take you down
When I take 'em I don't feel sound
And I look rather round
You alright, star
No, star
You alright, star
No, star
You alright, star
No, star
I don't feel proper
You know what, doc, it's alright and all
I just hurt me leg, it's not terminal
But a pain killer could help for what's wrong with my knee
And I'm a little bit down from too much tea
Got me own collection, can't get an erection
If I take 'em too long, they'll fuck me complexion
That's right, if I take 'em for like more than a few days, I get that haunted look
Give me loads of pills, give me loads of pills, give me loads of pills, give me loads of pills
He said this one's to take you up
Wow, how
He said this one's to take you down
Wow, how
When I take 'em I don't feel sound
And I look rather round
You alright, star
No, star
You alright, star
No, star
You alright, star
Five star
I don't feel proper
Middle 8 ish
Now if you go to the barber shop long enough, then you're goina' get a hair cut
And if you go to the doctors regular, then you gots to be a fuck up
Well I've got 5 or 6 if I'm at a loss
Do I have a history of drug abuse, well I never tick that box
And I know that some of you are going to be really, really cross
The drug's stop working so prescription pills are boss
The glory days are gone and we've all stopped havin' it
No raves no more, just bedside cabinet
Sleepers are great but don't start dabbing it
The world carries on spinning, we're mad in' it
He said this one's to take you up
Wow, how
He said this one's to take you down
Wow, how
When I take 'em I don't feel sound
And I look rather round
You alright, star
No, star
You alright, star
No, star
You alright, star
Five star
I don't feel proper
You alright, star
No, star
Are you five star
No, star
You alright, star
Five star
I don't feel proper
Know what, doc, it's not like I've been doin' any research or anything
But if you can give me any of the following pills I'd be very, very greatful 'cause I feel poorly
So that's
Codeine
Morphine
Opium
Methadone
Menocrabedene
Hydroanoxycodeine
Anolodene
Buprenopheine
Butrophenol
Adorel
Dorel
Work with me, antidepressants
But not Saint Johns Wort
'Cause I can get that at
Boots!